Walking Octopi

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7194

Check out this story and 2 videos. So apparently the Octopus can now walk. What's next?

If it learns how to type with the 6 other tenticles, we might all be out of jobs! Just think, they can work 3 times faster than us, and get paid less money. The US has no minimum wage laws for Octopi. We'll be priced out of the market for sure!!

We should attack them preemptively, and destroy 4 of the 6 extra tenticles- to even the playing field again. Who's with me??