Whoa...

(Sorry, just trying something. I really love daschunds. Don't eat them, no matter how tempting. I will not be held liable for you choking on their fur, especially the long-haired ones. The best meat is in the legs, but you didn't hear that here. I've never eaten a weinerdog, or even wanted to, even though it seems I have. Stop the insanity. Just think of the poor, helpless, little daschund pups you are hurting everytime you mention you are hungry for a weinerdog. I'm almost crying now. Thanks.)