Signs of things to come?

So I'm pretty skeptical of the following ideas, but I was inspired to post this by the hip Fanster- my far-out far-east colleague currently 12 feet from my desk. She is from China, and said that it is not good to get married in the year of the rooster (which apparently we are in or soon shall be). And, according to this link, she's right. Lust is up, marriage is down. Be on the lookout fellas! And if a girl comes along and wants to get married, think twice! Or at least, think once, and say yes! But only if she is attractive... er... brilliant... er... both!

The year according to the Far East